Big car...small brain

Had to admit a certain grim satisfaction at the news that Toyota is canning the "slow selling" Previa in the UK.

Thank God for that, what a bloody ridiculously over-sized, pointless load of bollocks it is.

We've got one of them in our street, owned by two short-arses (who can barely see over the steering wheel) who use it to ferry their TWO - yes two - kids around. That's two kids, not an entire rugby team, all of whom could easily fit into that great hulking monstrosity.

Neither of the two idiots is capable of handling the beast. I've actually seen the wife use the cars parked either side as bump pads to guide her in parking it....Jesus Christ woman you may not care if your car looks like it's just done a school run in Baghdad but others do. And their total inability to park it usually means they give up after a few attempts with it sticking out into the road like a mobile chicane. I felt like running out with a f*cking gangplank to help them onto the pavement the other day...

The Previa and its over-sized people-carrier ilk are the evil on our urban roads, even more than the "Chelsea Tractor" 4x4. So if you see one make sure to give it the finger...hopefully it'll be our neighbours.